Thursday 11-30-23 Daily Dad Joke
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less..
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
Wednesday 11-15-23 Daily Dad Joke
Do you know If you sit on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight... It's the same shit, different day.
Why did the toilet paper win in Vegas? - It was on a roll..
Friday 11-10-23 Daily Dad Joke
What do Bears do on the weekend? - Barely Anything
What do you call a Bear with no teeth? - A gummy bear
Tuesday 11-07-23 Daily Dad Joke
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
More of the best Holiday Dad Jokes!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone at the table!
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!
What do you call an evil turkey?
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
What sound does a limping turkey make?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
What do you call a running turkey?
What key won't open any door?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
"Boy, I'm stuffed!"
What kind of key can't open doors?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey sit on the dinner table?
To gobble up all the attention!
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas!