Best Daily Dad Jokes | Puns, Cringe and Eye Roll Heavy

Friday 9-22-23 Daily Dad Joke

Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable.

Why did I give up on origami?
There was too much paperwork.

Thursday 9-21-23 Daily Dad Joke

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken seesa salad.

A Tyson farmer has gone missing...
The police suspect fowl play.

Wednesday 9-20-23 Daily Dad Joke

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

Tuesday 9-19-23 Daily Dad Joke

How does a tree get on the internet?
They log on.

A man went into a magic forest to cut down a tree.
You can't cut me down the tree complained, I'm a magical talking tree!
Yup, and you will dialogue.

Monday 9-18-23 Daily Dad Joke

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why couldn't the scarecrow skydive?
Because he didn't have the guts.

Reading next

Leave a comment

All comments are moderated before being published.

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.