Friday 9-22-23 Daily Dad Joke
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable.
Why did I give up on origami?
There was too much paperwork.
Thursday 9-21-23 Daily Dad Joke
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken seesa salad.
A Tyson farmer has gone missing...
The police suspect fowl play.
Wednesday 9-20-23 Daily Dad Joke
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
Tuesday 9-19-23 Daily Dad Joke
How does a tree get on the internet?
They log on.
A man went into a magic forest to cut down a tree.
You can't cut me down the tree complained, I'm a magical talking tree!
Yup, and you will dialogue.
Monday 9-18-23 Daily Dad Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn't the scarecrow skydive?
Because he didn't have the guts.
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