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Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why was the turkey asked to join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey? On the dark side!
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe!
What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread? Loaf Actually.
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A “giggle-byte!”
What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
Why does Scrooge love reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him.
My friend just won the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought to myself, ‘How can you top that?’
What brand of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells!
What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!
Why was the turkey at the band rehearsal? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum—you can't beat it!
Why are Christmas trees so fond of knitting? Because they always drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
Why did Santa’s helper go to school? To improve his elf-esteem!
How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents!
What do you call a snowman with a temper? A meltdown!
What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream cake!
Why don’t we ever see Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the movies? Because he's always in the "sequels"!
What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Ice-spy!
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia
How does a snowman get to work? By icicle!
What do you call Santa's cat? Santa Claws!
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he parked in a snow parking zone!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santatizer.
What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days.
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.

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