More of the Best Dog Jokes for Dads
- Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them!
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
- What's a dog's favorite type of music? Anything with a good "bark"!
- Why did the dog sit in the sun? He wanted to keep his spot "hot"!
- What's a dog's favorite dessert? Pupcakes!
- How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
- What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
- What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
- Why did the dog bring a flashlight to the campfire? Because he wanted to play "spot" the difference!
- What do you call a dog that's afraid of the water? A "chicken" retriever!
- What's a dog's favorite type of workout? Pawlates!
- Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them!
- How do you keep a dog from barking in the front yard? Put it in the backyard!
- What do you call a dog that meditates? Aware-wolf!
- What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A Bach-hound!
- What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!"
- Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
- What's a dog's favorite game? Fetch... with your patience!
- How does a dog stop a DVD? By hitting the paws button!
- What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!
- What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A sub-woofer!
- What did the dog say after a long day at work? "I'm dog tired!"
- What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'!
- What do you call a dog that loves bubble baths? A shampoodle!
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose? A collie-flower!
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to turn into a hot dog!
- What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!
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