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More of the Best Father's Day Jokes
  1. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
  2. Why do fathers enjoy telling dad jokes? Because they want to be punny.
  3. How do you know a dad's joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
  4. Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the dad-joke competition.
  5. What did the dad say when he got a gift? This is un-father-gettable.
  6. Why do fathers always get coffee at the hardware store? Because they love brew-tiful tools.
  7. Why was the dad at the baseball game happy? Because he was the pop-fly.
  8. Why did the dad plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.
  9. Why did the father bring a broom to Father's Day? Because it’s a sweeping success.
  10. Why do fathers love watching comedies? Because they crack themselves up.
  11. What do you call a dad who tells too many jokes? A pun-demic.
  12. Why did the father take a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention.
  13. Why are dads great detectives? They always find the dad-gum evidence.
  14. What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato? Ketchup.
  15. Why don’t fathers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from dad jokes.
  16. What’s a father's favorite type of music? Pop.
  17. Why did the dad go to the bakery? To get some dough.
  18. Why did the dad put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.
  19. Why did the dad bring a hammer to the bar? He heard it was a nail-biting game.
  20. Why did the father bring string to the party? To tie up loose ends.
  21. Why did the dad take an extra pair of socks golfing? In case he got a hole in one.
  22. How do you organize a dad party? You planet.
  23. How do dads fix broken pizzas? With tomato paste.
  24. What do you call a father who loves puns? A pun-pa.
  25. Why was the dad a great comedian? He had a funny bone.
  26. What do you call a dad who can sing? A pop star.
  27. Why did the dad bring a fan to the concert? He wanted to stay cool.
  28. Why did the dad bring a bucket to the party? To mop up the dad jokes.
  29. Why did the dad love the ocean? He was a big fan of the dad-waves.
  30. Why did the dad bring a rope to the picnic? To tie up the day.
  31. What’s a dad’s favorite candy? Pop Rocks.
  32. Why did the dad become a baker? Because he kneaded dough.
  33. Why did the dad go to the museum? To see the pop-art.
  34. What do you call a dad who loves chess? A pawn-star.
  35. Why did the dad bring a ladder to Father's Day? To reach new heights.

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