More of the Best Father's Day Jokes
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
- Why do fathers enjoy telling dad jokes? Because they want to be punny.
- How do you know a dad's joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
- Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the dad-joke competition.
- What did the dad say when he got a gift? This is un-father-gettable.
- Why do fathers always get coffee at the hardware store? Because they love brew-tiful tools.
- Why was the dad at the baseball game happy? Because he was the pop-fly.
- Why did the dad plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.
- Why did the father bring a broom to Father's Day? Because it’s a sweeping success.
- Why do fathers love watching comedies? Because they crack themselves up.
- What do you call a dad who tells too many jokes? A pun-demic.
- Why did the father take a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention.
- Why are dads great detectives? They always find the dad-gum evidence.
- What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato? Ketchup.
- Why don’t fathers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from dad jokes.
- What’s a father's favorite type of music? Pop.
- Why did the dad go to the bakery? To get some dough.
- Why did the dad put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.
- Why did the dad bring a hammer to the bar? He heard it was a nail-biting game.
- Why did the father bring string to the party? To tie up loose ends.
- Why did the dad take an extra pair of socks golfing? In case he got a hole in one.
- How do you organize a dad party? You planet.
- How do dads fix broken pizzas? With tomato paste.
- What do you call a father who loves puns? A pun-pa.
- Why was the dad a great comedian? He had a funny bone.
- What do you call a dad who can sing? A pop star.
- Why did the dad bring a fan to the concert? He wanted to stay cool.
- Why did the dad bring a bucket to the party? To mop up the dad jokes.
- Why did the dad love the ocean? He was a big fan of the dad-waves.
- Why did the dad bring a rope to the picnic? To tie up the day.
- What’s a dad’s favorite candy? Pop Rocks.
- Why did the dad become a baker? Because he kneaded dough.
- Why did the dad go to the museum? To see the pop-art.
- What do you call a dad who loves chess? A pawn-star.
- Why did the dad bring a ladder to Father's Day? To reach new heights.
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