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More of the Best Football Jokes

Why did the football fan bring a blanket to the game? To cover the spread.
Why can’t you play football in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the wide receiver open a bakery? He wanted to catch turnovers.
Why did the NFL fan bring a broom to the game? To sweep the division.
Why did the NFL player become an artist? He knew how to draw up plays.
Why do couples watch football together on Sundays? Because it’s easier to argue about the game than about what’s for dinner!
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
What’s a football player’s favorite exercise? Running back.
Why was the football stadium always cold? Because it had too many fans.
Why did the mascot go to therapy? It had too many emotional cheers to process!
Why do football teams never write letters? They’re better at receiving.
Why did the football team get a dog? To help with the long runs.
Why did the football coach go to art school? To learn how to draw plays.
What do you call a football player who can’t stop joking? A pun-ting specialist.
Why did the football team start a bakery? They wanted to make dough from turnovers.
Why did the tailgater bring extra buns to the game? Because he was on a roll!
Why was the hotdog so popular at the tailgate? It was always frank with everyone!
Why did the football go to the party? Because it was ready to have a ball!

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