More of the Best Football Jokes
- Why did the football fan bring a blanket to the game? To cover the spread.
- Why can’t you play football in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
- Why did the wide receiver open a bakery? He wanted to catch turnovers.
- Why did the NFL fan bring a broom to the game? To sweep the division.
- Why did the NFL player become an artist? He knew how to draw up plays.
- Why do couples watch football together on Sundays? Because it’s easier to argue about the game than about what’s for dinner!
- Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
- What’s a football player’s favorite exercise? Running back.
- Why was the football stadium always cold? Because it had too many fans.
- Why did the mascot go to therapy? It had too many emotional cheers to process!
- Why do football teams never write letters? They’re better at receiving.
- Why did the football team get a dog? To help with the long runs.
- Why did the football coach go to art school? To learn how to draw plays.
- What do you call a football player who can’t stop joking? A pun-ting specialist.
- Why did the football team start a bakery? They wanted to make dough from turnovers.
- Why did the tailgater bring extra buns to the game? Because he was on a roll!
- Why was the hotdog so popular at the tailgate? It was always frank with everyone!
- Why did the football go to the party? Because it was ready to have a ball!
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